Reviews


Movies

Movie Possum Puma Rating
The Substance Back birth! Become your better self! 1000ml/10
Catwoman White Russian, no ice, no vodka... hold the Kahlua It was purrfect! Meow! Get me my catnip!!! a bag of catnip/10
The Witch Wouldst thou like to live deliciously? 🧈 Don't kiss the cryptid or you'll get apple... a stick of butter/10
Sinister Goosebumps™ the movie spoopy ghosts that look like KISS! one failed career/10
Mad God Universe birthing gold babies! meh... good animation though. a melted clay toy in the sun/10
Batman Forever Seductive mouth breathing stares Hot entrance! with riddles! 👄/10
What We Do In The Shadows Erotic dancing for the v-bros Everyone needs a Stu! 1 Stu/10
Oldboy Hallway hammer fighting A movie for the whole family 15 years/10
Gremlins Dead dad stuck in the chimney gizmo-puppet-screen-match-02-3f947a7a Smokeless ashtray/10
Fargo Fargo theme music He's just a funny looking guy, ya YA/10
Only God Forgives Lynchian Bangkok More je ne sais quoi, please! A Karaoke/10
Nightcrawler Scenic night driving Zooming past the competition A Cluster B Diagnosis/10
Severance Defiant Jazz 5 minute Waffle Party experience perk with jazz concept Enjoy your concept!/10
Flow 🐋😿 😸🦢🪄 ⛵🐈‍⬛/10
American Psycho Su-sussudio Those movies are overdue Mr. Bateman Paul Allen's Business Card/10
Perfect Blue Ai no tenshi wa hohoende'ru yo Once a J-pop star, always a J-pop star A nightmare/10

Games

Reviews


Game Possum Puma Rating
Balatro ... Just one more hit.. I mean round! A polychrome blueprint/10

Possum

Puma

Game Puma Rating
Downwell Who needs a bodyguard when you have gunboots An "N" powerup/10
Nova Drift SPACE! but sexy pew pew pew/10
Risk of Rain 2 risk of rain 1 but in 3D! a sad violin/10
Factorio The EPA's worst nightmare... a burnt forest/10
Terraria "How the hell do I craft this???" a golden shower/10
Chroma Squad NANI! an influencer/10
Opus Magnum Gold is a waste product... a histogram/10